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Stop eating cardboard.

We spent years perfecting a clean recipe so our bagels don't taste like the packaging they arrived in.

Authentically kettle-boiled and packed with 50% of your daily fiber to keep you completely bloat-free. No compromise on the classic New York chew. Just better macros.

18g Protein
15g Fiber
180 Calories
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“Healthy” bagels
Regular deli
Preparation
Kettle boiled
Baked
Boiled
Texture
Chewy & crusty
Spongy & rubbery
Chewy & crusty
Protein
18g
17g
9g
Fiber
15g
20g
2g
Gut feel
Easy digestion
Bloating
The crash
#nothinghappening looks good on you

The Uniform. for doing absolutely nothing.

Embroidered 100% cotton hats. Because if you’re going to sit around and eat bagels, you should be comfortable.

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